tin-pan-ali:

heatherm00ch:

The 80s were awkward

I think you mean great.

The gr80s.

heyfunniest:

c-ityhaze:

So today I found an owl in my backyard disorientated and scared so I wrapped him up in a blanket and rang the vet and his face in his blanket was the cutest thing i cant explain

awww

dirtylittledamsel:

I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical

tf2maelgwyn:

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

I dont think thats how it works

antisocial-socialist:

richardiumarmitageum:

fatshosho:

#YOU JSUT GOT STABBED INT HE LEG #AND YOU’RE LIKE #FIXING MY POCKETSQUARE!!!

#NEVER TRASHY ALWAYS CLASSY

tundrawoman:

Best fake interview ever.

anglosexual:

chickensandwich:

i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant